Tribute to a wife

"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After
marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."

Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a
website. You don't understand it but you still accept it.

Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the
husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time .... While the
mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

Why do most women request  for the same husband, in the next life -
how can you let such good training go to waste?

All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't scare them.... But 5 Missed
Calls from Wife ...surely does

What's Checkmate? You tell your wife "I saw a lady, looked exactly
like you" and wife asks "WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??" You can't say 'No' and
you can't say 'Yes' - now that's Checkmate!

STOCK MARKET EFFECT: Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my
only investment, that has doubled.''

Mumbai Taught ME!!!

Mumbai Thought Me Either you are a millionaire or a ragpicker you must love Vadapav

Mumbai Taught Me nothing is more important in your life than Money.! Whether you’re alive or dead.!

Mumbai Taught Me It makes a lot of difference to catch a 8.55am local than to catch 9.05am local

Mumbai Taught Me How to behave, how to tackle problems, how to make friends in just 10mins, how to behave at Global Stage.

Mumbai Taught Me distance is measured in time and not KM

Mumbai Taught Me There will always be someone to share the first drop of Monsoon or a pipping hot bhutta with at Marine Drive

Mumbai Taught Me that if you can survive this city you can survive the world

Mumbai Taught Me that there is a vast difference between people traveling in Western, Central and Harbour line

Mumbai Taught Me that you can own half of Pune or Bangalore, or buy a 2 BHK in Juhu for the same price.


Mumbai Taught Me there is something called 0.5 BHK, and you may not afford it.

Mumbai Taught Me how to talk to strangers without feeling awkward

Mumbai Taught Me that problems can’t be solved easily but can be kept away for a while by  contemplatively sitting near sea

Mumbai Taught Me we can have bus friend, train friend, office friend, mohalla friend not only just school or college friend

Mumbai Taught Me to fight n never give up in life

Dear life

If you want me to bow,

I will stand up straight.

You can knock me down today

But I will stand up straight tomorrow.

If you want me to cry,

I will gladly smile

I will laugh every day

And I will continue that till my death

If you want me to hate,

I will share love

Depending on my free will

And not just fate

If you want me to give up

I will struggle through

Continue fighting my battles

And I will never stop

If you want me to walk away

I will be going nowhere

You can push me over the edge

And I will climb back the other way

If you want to break me

I will still stay strong

Because I am able to see

The beauty of my beloved’s heart

So my dear life,

cant you see?

I am still very strong

To defeat you in all the wars ahead