DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "SOMEBODY U LOVE" & SOMEBODY U LIKE"

In front of the person u love,your heart beats faster .
But in front of the person u like,u get happy.

 In front of the person u love,winter seems like spring .
But in front of the person you like,winter is just beautiful winter.

if u look into the eyes of the one u love,u blush .
But if u look into the eyes of the one u like,u smile.

In front of the person u love,u can't say everything on your mind .
But in front of the person u like,u can.

In front of the person u love,u tend to get shy.
But in front of the person u like,u can show your own self.

u can't look straight into the eyes of the 1 u love.
But u can always smile into the eyes of the 1 u like.

When the one u love is crying,u cry with them.
But when the one you like is crying,u end up comforting.

So if u stop liking a person u used to like,all u need to do is cover your ears.

But
If u try to close your eyes,love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart...♥♥♥

DILNE KAHA...♥

Maine kaha wo Ajnabi hai,

Dilne kaha ye Dilki Lagi hai...

Maine kaha wo Sapna hai,
Dilne kaha phir bhi Apna hai....

Maine kaha wo do pal ki Mulaqaat hai,

Dilne kaha ye sadiyon ka Saath hai...

Maine kaha wo meri Bhool hai,

Dilne kaha phir bhi qabool hai...

Maine kaha wo meri Haar hai,

Dilne kaha yehi to PYAAR hai.... ♥♥♥

Smart Answers

1-Principal : Are u chewing
gum?
Student : No i m human
being...

2-Wife :we are having
mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is
well cooked

3-Father :shameful results!
Do u always get such low
marks?
Son : No, only when i give
exams

4-Guest :Will these stairs
take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy :No, u'll have to walk as
well

5-Girl : I have changed my
mind.
Boy :Thank God! Does the
new one
work ?

Laughter

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the
vehicle can't move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldn't believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn't see her......
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....
On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up!
Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes:
"Damn, I am the husband!"

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You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to
sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and
clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!!

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A recently fired stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my
wife..."

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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one

man every week.

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Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some
sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

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When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am
really so cute` and you will overcome your sadness. But don`t make this a
habit coz liars go to hell.

Unbelievable Facts of India

1.There where no plastic bags in India before 1985.

2.Over 1000 elephants were used during the construction of the Taj Mahal.

3.The mobile users of India grows every month with about 2.5 million people.

4.There are over 1500 software companies in Bangalore India.

5.The first reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra India.

6.The number of births that occur in India each year is higher than the entire population of Australia.

7.The word mongoose comes from India.

8.In India, Dutta Samant led a year-long strike in 1982 involved about 200000 workers.

9.Rusi Surti is the only Indian test cricketer to played Sheffield Shield cricket in Australia.

10.The airline company Air Deccan was the first low-cost flight company in India.

Proud to be indian 

Important Facts about Animals

The Gorilla, when angry, stands up and beats its chest.

The Gibbon is a tailless ape found in East Indies. 

Its arms are very long.

 It is the least intelligent of the ape.

A tortoise can live up to 200 years.

Baby alligator has fine rows of teeth in its mouth when it is born.

The African lungfish can survive out of water for four years.

Snail, earthworm and centipede are the living beings found in the soil.

The animals having no backbones are called invertebrates

The animals having backbones are called, vertebrates.

The Vampire bat lives on blood of other animals

The amphibians are the animals that live partly on land and partly in water.

The guinea-pig is not a pig. 

It is a rodent found in South America.

Plankton is the name for very tiny living things found floating near the top of water in the seas. 

These are eaten by the whales. 

Top 10 lies that men tell women

1. 

'I didn't have that much to drink'

According to the Science Museum's survey, this is the most popular lie that men tell women. 

Ladies also use it on the lads, but not as frequently. 

2.

'Nothing's wrong, I'm fine'

Women aren't the only ones who lie about their feelings - men do it too! 

Saying 'nothing's wrong, I'm fine' is the second most likely lie to be told by the average male. 

3.

'I had no signal'

How many times have we heard this one ? 

There seems to be a distinct lack of mobile phone signal in the world, 

according to the men in one's lives...

4.

'It wasn't that expensive'

 It's a well known fact that ladies love to shop - but it seems that men are also up for a spot of retail therapy every now and then - and they are telling us porkies about their purchases, too!

5.

'I'm on my way'

Is one really on his way? 

Probably not according to the study - lying about their where abouts is the fifth most popular lie for men to tell to females

6.

'I'm stuck in traffic'

The study found that the average male uses 'I'm stuck in traffic' as an excuse rather frequently - no wonder at times where the traffic comes from.

7.

'No, your bum doesn't look big in that'

It's not what one wanted to hear .

 when your other half tells you that your bum doesn't look big in that pair of tiny shorts

 He may not be telling the truth! 

8.

'Sorry, I missed your call'

If your other half doesn't answer the phone, 

then it's quite possible that he is busy with something else but   according to the survey - the man might just be ignoring your call. 

Saying 'sorry, I missed your call' is the eighth most popular lie that men tell women. 

9.

'You've lost weight'

Compliments from the men in our lives are always welcome

but not when they're fibs! 

The ninth most popular lie for men to tell women is 'you've lost weight'. 

10.

'It's what I've always wanted'

Both men and women are guilty of telling this lie - obviously neither sex wants to upset the other's feelings by saying that the gift they have just received isn't quite to their taste... 

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Me although being a man is stating the truth because of the fact that i am still single and there is no women in my life now who is gonna read this and scold me.....hahahaha lolzzzz

5 Management Lessons

*Lesson 1:*

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob,
after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.

*Lesson 2:*

A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up
her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek further up, you will find glory.'

*Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.*

*Lesson 3:*

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking
to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the
beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the
love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

*Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.*

*Lesson 4*

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

*Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.*

*Lesson 5*

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,
'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

*Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.*

*Lesson 6*

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze
and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Ravished !!!

He grabbed me round my slender neck,

I could not call or scream!

He dragged me to his dingy room

Where he could not be seen.

He tore away my flimsy wrap

And looked upon my form.

I was so cold and wet and scared,

Whilst he was hot and warm.

His feverish lips he pressed to mine

I gave him every drop

He drained me of my very self

I could not make him stop

He made me what I am today

That's why you find me here

A broken bottle, thrown away

That once was filled with beer!

Mila wo b nhi karte

Mila wo b nhi krte !
mila hum b nhi krte !
waafa wo b nhi krte !
khtta hum b nhi krte !
Unhein ruswai ka dukh hai !
hmein tanhai ka dukh hai !
gila wo b nhi krte !
gila hum b nhi krte !
ksi morr pe Takrao aksar ho hi Jata hai !
ruka wo b nhi krte !
ruka hum b nhi krte !
Jb b dekhte hain Unhein !
sochty hain kuch keh dein Un se !
suna wo b nhi krte !
kaha hum b nhi krte !
lekin Ye bhi sach hai k !
muhabt Unhein bhi hai !
muhabt humein bhi hai !
Kaha wo b nhi krte !
zikar hum b nhi krte ….!!

YuH ArE AlwaYz iN mY HeAr(amazing 1)

In our darkesthour
In my deepest despair
Will u still care?
Will u b der??
In my trials
M my tribulations
Through our doubts
& Frustrations
In myviolence
In my tribulance
Through my fear
N my confessions
In my anguish n pain
Through myjoy n my sorrow
In d promise ov anothr 2morow
I'll never let u part
4 u r alwayzz in my heart......!! 

The One Girl...in My Love(Awesome Poem )

Her eyes, such a beautiful sight,
With her face, so lovely and bright
Her delightfully exquisite scent,
Neither flower nor blossom could vent.

Her soft, delicate voice,
Could make any heart rejoice
Her sweet and luscious lips,
Could make even the sun eclipse.

Her magnificence in any dress,
One simply cannot express
She is attractive and smart;
Her beauty is that of the finest art.

To be with her is to be in heaven;
All your troubles and worries she will leaven
Her cute and lovely smile,
Makes her more than worthwhile.

Within Love Ever's heart she strikes a fire,
One which can never tire
Among all others she is a morning dove;
She shines brighter than the stars above. 

Twelve pound gold

A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. 
  
Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve pound nugget of gold.
The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news was rather hesitant to accept it at its face value. So he sent his star reporter to interview Mr. Brown.
When the reporter came, Mr. Brown was away and his wife was alone at home.. 
  
The following interesting conversation took place between the reporter and Mrs. Brown. 
  
Reporter: Does Mr. Brown Live here?
Mrs. Brown: Oh! Yes. 
  
Reporter: Is he in?
Mrs. Brown: Why no, he went somewhere. 
  
Reporter: Is it true that he owns a twelve pound nugget of gold?  Mrs.
Brown: (Seeing the joke) Yes, indeed. 
  
Reporter: Can I see the place where he found it?
Mrs. Brown: I am afraid, not because Mr. Brown! Objects in as much as it is strictly private. 
  
Reporter: Is the place far?
Mrs. Brown: No, it is quite near and convenient. 
  
Reporter: How many years has Mr. Brown been digging the hole?
Mrs. Brown: Just for about ten months. 
  
Reporter: Is the hole deep?
Mrs. Brown: Quite so... 
  
Reporter: Has Mr.. Brown reached the bottom of it?
Mrs. Brown: Not yet, but he is coming near... 
  
Reporter: At about what time does Mr. Brown starts digging?
Mrs. Brown: Oh, he does his digging mostly at night. 
  
Reporter: Does he work hard on it?
Mrs. Brown: You bet......... ..and how he perspires. 
  
Reporter: Is Mr. Brown the first to dig?
Mrs. Brown: He thought he was... 
  
Reporter: How do you know there was someone ahead! of him?
Mrs. Brown: I am in a good position to say so, because I own the place. 
  
Reporter: Oh, I see, but you sold the place to Mr. Brown?
Mrs. Brown: No, but for the present, he has the legal title to the site, with my consent. 
  
Reporter: Has Mr. Brown any helper when he works on the claim?
Mrs. Brown: Yes, I work under him... 
  
Reporter: When do you think Mr. Brown will sell the place?
Mrs. Brown: I think not because he enjoys working on it. 
  
Reporter: Can I see the twelve pound nugget of gold?
Mrs. Brown: Yes, certainly (and she showed him the twelve pound baby boy). 
  
The reporter had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance.