Softness of Love

As your lips are so soft and cute

And when they slide over mine

I feel the taste like honey to my soul

And they take me back to the past

And it remind me all the previous memories

The shadow of your embrace

Your love and affection for me

I have no words to express my past with you

Our everyday was so much lovely day

Since I met with you

I also sure you thinks about me

And I am on her mind

You are the happiness of my heart

And every time I want to try to resist you

But I realize that my love for you is so true

Men and Women

WHO'S WHO : If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and
John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

EATING OUT : When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each
throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When
the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY : A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a
£2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a washcloth and towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS : A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE : A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS : A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE : A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP : A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty
the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will
dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL : Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING : Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no
use in two people remembering the same thing.

Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta

Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta
kisi k duur jane se
Ta'luq Tot jane se

kisi k maan jane se
kisi k roth jane se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta

Kisi ko azmane se
kisi ke azmane se
kisi ko yad rakhne se
kisi ko bhol jane se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta

Kisi ko chor dene se
kisi k chor jane se
Na shama ko jalane se
Na shama ko bujhane se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta

Akele muskrane se
kabhi ansoo bhane se
Na is sare zamane se
Haqeeqat se fasane se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta

Kisi ki na'rasai se
Kisi ki parsai se
Kisi ki bewafai se
Kisi dukh intehai se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta

Na to is paar rehne se
Na to us paar rehne se
Na apni zindgani se
Na ik din mout aane se

Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta............!

When I see you smiling..

No one is born happy...

But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness...

So today, make others happy... Flash your sweetest smile ...

Have A Day Full Of Smiles EVERDAY.

When I see you smile

Sometimes I wonder

How I'd ever make it through

Through this world without having you

I just wouldn't have a clue

Sometimes it seems like this world's closing in on me

And there's no way of breaking free

Then I See you reach out for me, oh

Sometimes I want to give up

Want to give in

Want to quit the fight

Then one look at you baby

Can make everything aright

Make everything alright

When I see you smile

I can face the world

Oh, you know I can do anything

When I see you smile

I see a ray of light

Oh, I see it shining right through the rain

When I see you smile

Baby when I see you smile at me

Baby there's nothing in this world that could ever do

What the touch of your hand can do

It's like nothing I ever knew

And when the rain is falling'

I don't feel it 'coz you're here with me

And one look at you baby

It's all I ever need

It's all that I ever need

When I see you smile

I can face the world

Oh, you know I can do anything

When I see you smile

I see a ray of light

Oh I see it shining right through the rain

When I see you smile

Baby when I see you smile at me

Sometimes I want to give up

Want to give in

Want to quit the fight

Then one look at you Baby

Can make everything alright

Make everything alright

When I see you smile

I can face the world

Oh, you know I can do anything

When I see you smile

I see a ray of light

Oh I see it shining right through the rain

When I see you smile

Baby when I see You smile at me...

Incredible Statue Of Liberty Photoshop Manipulations

Regards Sourabh R Shukla . __,_._,___

Zindgi H Chhoti Magar...

Zindgi h choti par me khush hu, is time me khush hu,

in halat me khush hu, 

aaj gadi me jane ka wakt nai hai, 2 kadam chal k hi khush hu, 

aaj kisi ka sath nai hai, kitab pad k hi khush hu,

aaj koi naraj hai, uske is andaz me bhi khush hu,

jisko pa nai sakti uski yad me hi khush hu,

bita hua kal ja chuka hai, uski mithi yadein hai unme hi khush hu, 

haste haste ye pal bitenge, ye soch k hu khush hu,

zindagi h choti hr pal me khush hu

Pickup Lines you should Never Use

After spending lot of time and doing lot of research i have found these negative
pick-up lines for you, which you should never use...

1 'Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.' That's just
plain unimaginative. Trust us, the girl isn't even going to give you a
second look if you come up with that.

2 'Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.' She'll
probably ask you to walk by again. and then keep walking. Don't even think
about using this one.

3 'Great legs, what time do they open?' Okay that's good as a PJ, but in all
likelihood it'll earn you a slap from the one you use it on.

4. 'You must be tired because you've been running through my head all
night.' Are you serious? This one belongs to the last century, and should
have been left there.

5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? This is the time
when not just the girl, but even her friends will beat you up. Think twice
even before you think of this line.

6.' I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.' Do you see her on the floor
rolling with laughter.

7. 'Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.' She's
going to ask you keep dreaming, dude.

8. 'You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.' Flattery is still the best way to win brownie points, but with
this gem, don't be surprised if she blows her fuse.

9. 'My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.' And after
that she'll be running to the loo to throw up. So don't even think about
using this one.

10. 'You want me. I can smell it.' Don't be surprised if she calls you a dog
after you sprout such a gem.

The English Looters' Prayer

Our father, who art in prison

My mum knows not his name,

Thy Riots come, read it in the Sun

In Birmingham, as it is in London.

Give us this day, our Welfare bread,

And forgive us our looting,

As we are happy to loot those

Who defend stuff against us.

Lead us not into employment

But deliver us free housing.

For thine is the telly, the Blueberry and the Vodka,

For ever and ever