I'm bad..

I'm bad in English, but I
can tell you ''I love you''

I'm bad at Geography, but I can
...tell you that you live in my heart

i'm bad in history,
bad i can remember when i first saw u

i'm bad in chemistry
i can tell whats d reaction when u smile

i'm bad in physics
i can tell d intensity of spark of mh eyes when dey see u

i'm bad in every subject
i can tell i will pass all subjects if their topic is "U" 

CONSCIOUSNESS IS REAL

Before we are born into this World
we have to fall asleep or become unconscious
of the World from whence we came.

Every Time we enter the Earth Plane
we hope to gain a better understanding
of the Illusionary World we entered.

The Physical Plane of Earth
or the Sensory Plane of Existence
is more illusionary than any other Plane.
Most People think that this Earth Plane
is
Something in and by itself.

All Planes are illusionary States of Mind.
The only Real Thing is Consciousness.
Consciousness or Mind is the Creator
and Creation is a Magical Scene of Realities.

CONSCIOUSNESS IS REAL... ALL THE REST IS MAGIC

My Doctor

MY DOCTOR...

Let me tell you about my doctor.

He's very good!

If you tell him you
want a second opinion,

He'll go out and come in again.
~~~~~
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years

Before he realized she was Chinese.
~~~~~
Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.

At the end of the six
months, the patient hadn't paid his bill,

So, the doctor gave him another
six months.
~~~~~
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."

The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
~~~~~
Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,

"Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"

The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."
~~~~~
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.".

The doctor asked, "When did it start?"

The man replied, "When did what start?"
~~~~~
I remember one time I told my doctor

I had a ringing in my ears. His
advice: "Don't answer it."
~~~~~
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.

One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."

The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take
these -If they don't work, give me a ring."
~~~~~
Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.The
doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."
~~~~~
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,* *He told me to stop
going to those places.
~~~~~
You know, doctors can be so frustrating.

You wait a month and a half for
an appointment,Then he says,

 "I wish you had come to me sooner."

Ek Ladki Hai Gazal Ki Taraah

Gulaabon Se Lipati Shabnam Ki Taraah
Usaki Adaayein Hai Mausam Ki Taraah
 
Sheeshe Sa Badan Naadaan Dil
Ek Ladki Hai Gazal Ki Taraah
 
Palkon Pe Ruki Woh Meri Zindagi
Milati Hai Mujhse Kwhabon Ki Taraah
 

Khafa Jo Mujhse Bhaiti Hai Duur
Chaahaa Hai Use Zindagi Ki Taraah
 
Banke Badal Jo Dil Pe Chaayi Hai
Aankhon Mein Bikhari Thi Kajaal Ki Taraah
 
Jaanegi Jab Meri Mohobbat Ki Intehaa
Dhundegi Woh Mujhe Deewaano Ki Taraah
 
Kehate Hai Log “Pyar” Jise
Hamne Woh Kiyaa Ibaadat Ki Taraah

Retired Husband

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred
to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women, she
loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced
to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.
Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking. (like this one)
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to
leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that
in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and
costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows
and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty
children obliged..
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were
called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the
clerks passed out.

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