Jokes

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Girl vs boy brain.
read till end
boy: How many apples can u eat in empty
stomach?
girl: I can eat 6 apples
boy: U can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach coz wen you eat d 2nd apple dat's nt in empty
stomach
girl- super joke i'll tell my frnd
girl 2 girl: How many aple can you eat in empty
stomach?
Othr girl: i can eat 10 girl: hatt yaar 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati. 

2.

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha..
Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? 
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".. 
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari: "Dharti badi" 
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi" 
Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada" 
Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada" Pujari: "Shiv bada" 
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari: "Parbat bada" 
Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada" Pujari: "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Ram bada" 
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
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Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"  

3.

Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho..
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Boy (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho, me shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye...=)) 

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Mujhse vo Kehti hai ke teri zindgi ko jannat bana dungi....
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Banani usko 'Maggi' bhi ni aati ... =D 

5.

SANTA-
Tution sir ka msg aaya hai ki Kal extraclass hai,
ab Kya kare?
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BANTA-
"message sending failed"
likh ke waapis bhej de. 

6.

namak kam lga...
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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
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Sb baithe rahe...
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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
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3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa"