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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Pickup Lines you should Never Use

After spending lot of time and doing lot of research i have found these negative
pick-up lines for you, which you should never use...

1 'Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.' That's just
plain unimaginative. Trust us, the girl isn't even going to give you a
second look if you come up with that.

2 'Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.' She'll
probably ask you to walk by again. and then keep walking. Don't even think
about using this one.

3 'Great legs, what time do they open?' Okay that's good as a PJ, but in all
likelihood it'll earn you a slap from the one you use it on.

4. 'You must be tired because you've been running through my head all
night.' Are you serious? This one belongs to the last century, and should
have been left there.

5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? This is the time
when not just the girl, but even her friends will beat you up. Think twice
even before you think of this line.

6.' I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.' Do you see her on the floor
rolling with laughter.

7. 'Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.' She's
going to ask you keep dreaming, dude.

8. 'You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.' Flattery is still the best way to win brownie points, but with
this gem, don't be surprised if she blows her fuse.

9. 'My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.' And after
that she'll be running to the loo to throw up. So don't even think about
using this one.

10. 'You want me. I can smell it.' Don't be surprised if she calls you a dog
after you sprout such a gem.

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