"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After
marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a
website. You don't understand it but you still accept it.
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the
husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time .... While the
mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
Why do most women request for the same husband, in the next life -
how can you let such good training go to waste?
All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't scare them.... But 5 Missed
Calls from Wife ...surely does
What's Checkmate? You tell your wife "I saw a lady, looked exactly
like you" and wife asks "WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??" You can't say 'No' and
you can't say 'Yes' - now that's Checkmate!
STOCK MARKET EFFECT: Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my
only investment, that has doubled.''
marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a
website. You don't understand it but you still accept it.
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the
husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time .... While the
mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
Why do most women request for the same husband, in the next life -
how can you let such good training go to waste?
All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't scare them.... But 5 Missed
Calls from Wife ...surely does
What's Checkmate? You tell your wife "I saw a lady, looked exactly
like you" and wife asks "WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??" You can't say 'No' and
you can't say 'Yes' - now that's Checkmate!
STOCK MARKET EFFECT: Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my
only investment, that has doubled.''
No comments:
Post a Comment