Rahul Gandhi’s nursery poems

Twitter Twitter’s little star
Aam Aadmi super star
Delhi was our bull’s eye
In Kashi I ate humble pie!

Ding Dong Bell
Congress is in hell,
Who put them in?
Rahul’s stupid grin
Who’ll pull them out?
We need a talent scout.

Ba Ba Ramdev
There goes the fool
Tasteless soundbites
In every mouthful
Yoga gave him a supple frame
Foot in the mouth, his claim to fame.

In a white skull cap, they went to shop
To catch the secular voter
Laloo skid down, and broke his crown
Maya came tumbling after.

Hickory dickory dock, Sonia is in shock
With Sampth the clown, her stock slid down
Hickory dickory dock, may God save her flock.

Simple Pappu met the Feku, going to the Poll
Simple Pappu teased the Feku, and scored a self goal
Said the Feku to the Pappu, Shehzada you’re so funny
Amethi ticket, is all you get, but Jijaji takes the money

One two, a big bamboo
Three four, pray! no encore
Five six, a quick fix
Seven eight, will resign tonight
Nine ten, I’ll take it back again

Rain, rain go away, my leadership is in disarray
I am waiting for my wedding day

Shazia Ilmi
Born on Monday
Journo on Tuesday
Rally on Wednesday
Fast on Thursday
Met mullah on Friday
Communal on Saturday
Army chief buried her on Sunday
That is the end of Shazia Ilmi

Aam Aadmi got on the wall
Leaving Delhi was a foolish call
To Kashi they went on an express train
Amit Shah quietly pulled the chain.

Pussy cat, my doormat, where have you been?
I went to Doordarshan to meet my queen
Pussy cat, my doormat, are you now a pair?
My Guruji told me to break the love affair.

Hot cross buns! the bombing has begun
One a penny, two a penny, it’s a Bofors gun
Run and get the daughter, the culprit is the Son
One a penny, two a penny, Modi’s firing again.