Bomb Blasts - Helpline of Home Ministry

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Welcome to the Bomb explosion helpline of Home Ministry, Government of
India.

Press 1 for latest bomb explosions.

Press 2 to hear Home Minister's pre-recorded reaction.

Press 3 to hear Prime Minister's pre-recorded claims to condemn it and
assurance to take strong action against culprits.

Press 4 to know whether anybody claimed responsibility for the explosion.

Press 5 to hear pre-recorded claim of Digvijay Singh blaming RSS/Hindu
organizations for the explosions.

Press 6 to know whether any terrorist has been arrested by mistake; please
be assured the Con-gress would give him 5-star treatment.

Press 7 to hear messages like terrorism has no religion.

Press 8  if you want Rahul Gandhi to visit the poor in villages.

Press 9 if your relative has died in the explosion to hear Gandhiji's bhajan.

If you were severely injured in the explosion and still alive, then press
your own neck for bringing in this corrupt and anti national
government to power.

Thank you for calling. May God bless and protect you during the remaining
term of this CON-gress government.