DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "SOMEBODY U LOVE" & SOMEBODY U LIKE"

In front of the person u love,your heart beats faster .
But in front of the person u like,u get happy.

 In front of the person u love,winter seems like spring .
But in front of the person you like,winter is just beautiful winter.

if u look into the eyes of the one u love,u blush .
But if u look into the eyes of the one u like,u smile.

In front of the person u love,u can't say everything on your mind .
But in front of the person u like,u can.

In front of the person u love,u tend to get shy.
But in front of the person u like,u can show your own self.

u can't look straight into the eyes of the 1 u love.
But u can always smile into the eyes of the 1 u like.

When the one u love is crying,u cry with them.
But when the one you like is crying,u end up comforting.

So if u stop liking a person u used to like,all u need to do is cover your ears.

But
If u try to close your eyes,love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart...♥♥♥

DILNE KAHA...♥

Maine kaha wo Ajnabi hai,

Dilne kaha ye Dilki Lagi hai...

Maine kaha wo Sapna hai,
Dilne kaha phir bhi Apna hai....

Maine kaha wo do pal ki Mulaqaat hai,

Dilne kaha ye sadiyon ka Saath hai...

Maine kaha wo meri Bhool hai,

Dilne kaha phir bhi qabool hai...

Maine kaha wo meri Haar hai,

Dilne kaha yehi to PYAAR hai.... ♥♥♥

Smart Answers

1-Principal : Are u chewing
gum?
Student : No i m human
being...

2-Wife :we are having
mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is
well cooked

3-Father :shameful results!
Do u always get such low
marks?
Son : No, only when i give
exams

4-Guest :Will these stairs
take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy :No, u'll have to walk as
well

5-Girl : I have changed my
mind.
Boy :Thank God! Does the
new one
work ?

Laughter

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the
vehicle can't move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldn't believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn't see her......
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....
On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up!
Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes:
"Damn, I am the husband!"

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You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to
sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and
clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!!

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A recently fired stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my
wife..."

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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one

man every week.

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Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some
sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

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When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am
really so cute` and you will overcome your sadness. But don`t make this a
habit coz liars go to hell.

Unbelievable Facts of India

1.There where no plastic bags in India before 1985.

2.Over 1000 elephants were used during the construction of the Taj Mahal.

3.The mobile users of India grows every month with about 2.5 million people.

4.There are over 1500 software companies in Bangalore India.

5.The first reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra India.

6.The number of births that occur in India each year is higher than the entire population of Australia.

7.The word mongoose comes from India.

8.In India, Dutta Samant led a year-long strike in 1982 involved about 200000 workers.

9.Rusi Surti is the only Indian test cricketer to played Sheffield Shield cricket in Australia.

10.The airline company Air Deccan was the first low-cost flight company in India.

Proud to be indian 

Important Facts about Animals

The Gorilla, when angry, stands up and beats its chest.

The Gibbon is a tailless ape found in East Indies. 

Its arms are very long.

 It is the least intelligent of the ape.

A tortoise can live up to 200 years.

Baby alligator has fine rows of teeth in its mouth when it is born.

The African lungfish can survive out of water for four years.

Snail, earthworm and centipede are the living beings found in the soil.

The animals having no backbones are called invertebrates

The animals having backbones are called, vertebrates.

The Vampire bat lives on blood of other animals

The amphibians are the animals that live partly on land and partly in water.

The guinea-pig is not a pig. 

It is a rodent found in South America.

Plankton is the name for very tiny living things found floating near the top of water in the seas. 

These are eaten by the whales. 

Top 10 lies that men tell women

1. 

'I didn't have that much to drink'

According to the Science Museum's survey, this is the most popular lie that men tell women. 

Ladies also use it on the lads, but not as frequently. 

2.

'Nothing's wrong, I'm fine'

Women aren't the only ones who lie about their feelings - men do it too! 

Saying 'nothing's wrong, I'm fine' is the second most likely lie to be told by the average male. 

3.

'I had no signal'

How many times have we heard this one ? 

There seems to be a distinct lack of mobile phone signal in the world, 

according to the men in one's lives...

4.

'It wasn't that expensive'

 It's a well known fact that ladies love to shop - but it seems that men are also up for a spot of retail therapy every now and then - and they are telling us porkies about their purchases, too!

5.

'I'm on my way'

Is one really on his way? 

Probably not according to the study - lying about their where abouts is the fifth most popular lie for men to tell to females

6.

'I'm stuck in traffic'

The study found that the average male uses 'I'm stuck in traffic' as an excuse rather frequently - no wonder at times where the traffic comes from.

7.

'No, your bum doesn't look big in that'

It's not what one wanted to hear .

 when your other half tells you that your bum doesn't look big in that pair of tiny shorts

 He may not be telling the truth! 

8.

'Sorry, I missed your call'

If your other half doesn't answer the phone, 

then it's quite possible that he is busy with something else but   according to the survey - the man might just be ignoring your call. 

Saying 'sorry, I missed your call' is the eighth most popular lie that men tell women. 

9.

'You've lost weight'

Compliments from the men in our lives are always welcome

but not when they're fibs! 

The ninth most popular lie for men to tell women is 'you've lost weight'. 

10.

'It's what I've always wanted'

Both men and women are guilty of telling this lie - obviously neither sex wants to upset the other's feelings by saying that the gift they have just received isn't quite to their taste... 

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Me although being a man is stating the truth because of the fact that i am still single and there is no women in my life now who is gonna read this and scold me.....hahahaha lolzzzz