Mohabbat Nahi Mili !!!

Aisa nahi ke hum ko mohabbat nahi mili 
Jaisi chahte thhey  hum ko woh ulfat nahi mili 
Milne ko zindagi mein kai humsafar mile 
Par un ki tabiyat se tabiyat nahi mili 
Chehron mein doosron ke tumein dhoondte rahe 
Soorat nahi mili kahin seerat nahi mili 
Bahaut der se aaya tu mere pass kya kahun 
Ilfaaz dhoondne ki bhi mohlat nahi mili 
Tujh ko gila raha ke tuwajjo na di tujhe 
Lekan hamein khud apni mohabbat nahi mili 
Her shakhs zindagi mein bahri der se mila 
Koi bhi cheez waqte zaroorat nahi mili 
Hum ko to teri aadat achhi lagi 
Afsos keh tujh se meri aadat nahi mili 

Value Of A Girl

‎-A Girl will Smile in Pain,
Cry in Joy..

-She will give Up all Her Pleasures;
just for a Smile from Someone She Loves..♥

-She will Change a 100 Dresses,
and still not Like any..

-She will Shout Like Maniacs;
Then Cry Like a Lil' kid..

-She would Hug you, and forget the World..

-She would be Satisfied by a Simple:
"I'm there.."

-A Girl doesn't Need big Things in Life,
She is Happy with the Small Popcorn at the Movie..

-Value the Girls in Your Life,
Be It Ur Mother, Sister, Grandmother,
Wife, Love-mate or a Friend...

-She has given Her Soul for Ur Joy;
Respect Girls and make them feel Proud,

CID meets 3 Idiots - New Ending to 3 IDIOTS

After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan Decide to call the world famous CID.

ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi tarah seCHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga!! (Shaking his finger)

(After searchin the campus like apair of buffoons...Abhi jeet and Daya find out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years back in the campus...)

Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke student NE aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. Lagta hai woh aatmahatya nahi...khoon tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!!

ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!

ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke aao...Dr. Salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss murde aadmi se !!

(after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead body of joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab)

Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum Dr. Salunkhe ke lab se khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata chal hi jayega

(after playin with some colour changing liquids)

Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui hai...main kehta hu..iska khoon hua hai !!

ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??

Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! Yeh dekho...

(shows him his star-trek type computer and does some really fast typing)

ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein kisi NE batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko yahaan leke aao bureau me...AB kya sach hai..wahi hamein batayega !!

(virus is brought to the bureau)

Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...Maine kuch nahi kiya

Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha???

Virus: sssir, main sssach bol rahahu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai??

(daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)

Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???

Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad AA gaya...Bata ta hu...sab Bata ta hu!

Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir.. daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya

ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!

Virus: uss raat sab logo NE gay party ki thi....sab log apni underwear me campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska helicopter dikhaya...Maine uska helicopter gutter me fek diya..tohwoh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. Aur next din humne dekha toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi...

ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge... tum hamare saath co-operate karo

(virus leaves)

ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon ho gayaaur kisi NE CID ko bulaya hi nahin??

Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko patahai...ki pehle police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !!

ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me AA gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke nikal gaya??

Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho?

ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !!

Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !!

(they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the breaks....SCCHR REEEECH !!)

ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke saare DARWAAZE TOD DO!!....Fredricks . ..tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo...aur main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab apne apne kaam pe lag jaao !!

(after checking the campus)

Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla Lena chahta tha !!

ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! AB yeh Chatur kaun hai...aur iske room se itni baas kyun AA rahi hai!!...Good work vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab Le jao !

Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur NE hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! Aur rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi pata hoga !!

ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!

(chatur in interrogation)

ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??

Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!

Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi

Chatur : (over-acting) ...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch naikiya hai

(Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins)

Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya

ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !! XD

So they grow on trees now?

 

How This can be grow on Tree

 

 

 

Regards

Dhaval Shah

A Real Life Ice World

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regards

Dhaval Shah

2011 se kya seekha

Thappad se dar nahi lagta pyar se lagta hai..!!

Munni badnaam, sheila jawan ho sakti hai..!!
... 
Dil dedo nahi to dil ka achaar dal jayega..!!

Tirchhee najar se dil penchar ho sakta hai or tyre bhi..!!

'Tinku' and 'Jiya' isak ka manjan ghiste hain..!!

4 baje tak party baaki rehti hai..!!

We can call jalebi as jalebi bai..!!

12 mahino mein 12 tarike se pyar karne ki techniques..!!

Govt Can maaf 7 khoon..!!

Ravan apni wife ko pyar se chammak challo bulata tha..!!

Aap apne brother ki dulhan par bhi line maar sakte hain..!!

Teri meri prem kahani mushkil ho sakti hai agr bodyguard beech mein aa jaye..!!

Emraan hashmi ki har picture dirty nahi ho sakti..!!

Asli don se jyada kamaai movie ke don kar sakte hain..!!

2011 definitely rocks  

Dil Agar

Dil agar "CPU" hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko "SAVE"
Kar sakte.. 
Dimag me agar "PRINTER" hota to khayallo ka
"PRINT OUT" nikal lete..
Dhadkan me agar "PEN DRIVE" hoti to zindagi ka
back up lete.... ... 
Mann me jo "BLUETOOTH"hota to baton ko transfer
kar lete.. 
Ankhon me jo "WEBCAM"hota to tasvir ko receive kar
lete... 
Kash Zindagi bhi ek "COMPUTER" hoti to use bhi
RESTART kr lete.....................
Kaaash aisa hota?