Life

*Summary of Life *

*GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: *

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

*GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: *

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the
toy..

*GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD *

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down
there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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*THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: *

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

*SUCCESS:*

At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money..
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.

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A LIFE ON FACEBOOK.

Poem On Engineers

A sad love story of an Engineering student……….

A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.

One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot….

But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.

One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message “I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day. if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me. ” in that book.

But the guy never talked to her. 4 yrs went away and nothing happened

 Moral of the story

 Engineering boys never open their books!!!

Friendship

Believe not only in yourself,but believe in your friends as well for it is in the eyes of your friends that you discover yourself.If somebody leaves u with lots of tears..then just save them safely. later when a person who cums 2 uwith happiness, then just compare the saved tears and present happiness.If happiness overcomes your tears .....Then i am sure you have found your BEST FRIEND.Love is post paid, one month u don't pay, connection will be cut.But friendship is life time prepaid whether u pay or not,incoming is free for lifetime.Birds that live in a lake will fly away when the lake dries up.But the lotus in the same lake dies with the lake.Dats d commitment in relationship.Frndshp is like standing on wet cement..The longer u stay, the harder it is 2 leave andu can never go without leaving footprints behind.A word 2 say, A word 2 hear, Even in ur absence I feel u near.....Our relation is strong, Hope it goes long.....We'll remain friendz, Till our HEARTS go on....Being visible isn't always a requirement 4 being close,it just takes some thoughtful gesture andconcern 2 capture d HEART of a FRND.FRiENDSHiP means to FEEL some1 in every HEARTBiT to FINDsome1 in every THOUGHT to SEE some1 withCLOSED EYES & to MiS some1 without reason.Great relationships r not necessarily about finding similaritiesit is more about..... Respecting differences. ....A special Poem for YOU :- "Forgetting U is hard to do,Forgetting me is up to U ! Forget me not,Forget me never & U will have a Loveable FRND FOREVER...!

Friends never make assumptions about you.They never expect a reason to go out with you.In fact friends only expect you to be you!One should try to make new friends everyday,without the company of friends life is barren,and has no meaning. One should learn the art of making friends,because at the end of the life we remember our friends.how are Aasmaan ke Taare Aksar Puchate hai Humse,Kya Tumhe Aaj bhi Intzaar hai Uske Laut aane ka...Aur Ye Dil Muskurake Kehta Hai,Mujhr Abb Tak Yakin nahi hua Uske jane ka !!Frndship is like a clap it make sound great when we clap with two handsand frndship is strong when two person can understand each orther,and that two person are u and me ... thanks for being my frnd.....True friendship is like sound health;the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.Beleive not only in yourself, but beleive in your friendsas well for it is in the eye's of your friends that you discover yourself.